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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

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